no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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