Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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