I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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