Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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