He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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