I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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