thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my shit smells like andre
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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