but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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