shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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