May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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