You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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