I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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