Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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