your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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