need another drink. this is the easiest way
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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