I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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