why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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