dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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