Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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