i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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