laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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