possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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