Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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