i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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