Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
