It's Friday. Sex?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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