Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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