Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh god the rape fog is back!
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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