Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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