just survived the first fart of the relationship.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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