Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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