She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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