Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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