how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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