There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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