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i think my mom watched the whole time
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
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