they need to just BURY HIM!
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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