i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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