Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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