That's intense
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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