4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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