I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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