I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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