thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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