I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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