is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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