no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I need water and some morals
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