so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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