you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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