I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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